Differences between men and women

(A tribute to the movie Gigi)

He: "Ah yes, we barbecued ribs at noon.

She: "I roasted a turkey and baked a cake."

He: "I remember that bright moon in June."

She: "It was a cloudy December day at the lake."

He: "I played the song we liked the best."

She: "We planned a trip to New Orleans.

He: "You wore that sexy, silky red dress."

She: "I wore my baseball jersey and jeans."

He: "Ah yes, the Mets, our favorite team, Pet."

She: "The concert at Carnegie Hall, sweetheart.

He: "Wynton Marsalis; who could ever forget."

She: "Van Cliburn playing music of Mozart."

He: "I think I'm growing old and boring, My Love."

She: "Oh no, Dear. It's the world that's getting old."